Joining us from 7-8pm we have PHUTURE BENNIE. Phuture Bennie is a demented MechWarrior that has been sent back through thyme across all thyme lines in the multiverse to seek and destroy Bassline Ben, then lay some dope AF, wicked ‘N’ sick underground beatz…and his missis in his place!

His frame, armor, running gear, weapons and defense systems boast sophisticated state of the art specs with a galvanized mild steel frame and tinfoil reinforced cardboard armored shell that houses his engine which is is fueled buy a combination of Poppers, Spice…and Nuke which he precures from drug lord Cain on his frequent trips to the 80s (Man’s got mad links!).

His fire power and weapons defense systems include SIX-barrel silly string cannon, laser pen guided DUEL chain gun, loaded with gunge from Noel Edmonds House Party (TOLD YA!..Man’s got mad links!!) Fun Snaps countermeasure missiles, and stink bombs, all extremely effective for dazzling, disorientating and repelling would-be mockers and micky takers!…all these systems combined make for a formidable foe, on and off the battlefield!!!

PHUTURE BENNIE’S Prime directives are: –

Seek and destroy Bassline Ben, take his place and all his shizzle.
Locate Little Miss Acid and phat rig to mash-up some freaky soundz.

Be big in da game to show y’all! All y’all!!!

Be irritating to people who take shizzle way to seriously! ;-D

TO RUN DA RIDDIM!!!

You can check out more of PHUTURE BENNIE in da Phuture.

Then from 8-9pm we have LITTLE MISS ACID. Little Miss Acid is a mischievous hybrid animation/humanoid who loves nothing more than to be cheeky and cause chaos with her acidic and fast-paced selection of neat beatz she blows apart the boundaries between genres, the imaginary and physical realms captivating the minds, body and souls of all underground music loving beings!

Once upon a time, there was a Promoter who lived in Clubland where there was no underground music and acid, the most miserable place in the world where everyone was sad and cried every night. The Promoter was even more miserable than anyone else in Clubland, and he sat in his greenroom all night long crying about how unhappy he was. According to his rules, underground music and acid were not allowed.

One day, Little Miss Acid was coming home from an illegal rave party when she saw a sign saying ‘To Clubland’. She had never heard of this place before, so she decided to go to Clubland. Once she entered, she saw a sign which forbids wicked ‘N’ bangin’ underground music and acid. She went to the club and decided to talk to the Promoter about the strange rules.

Just then, she was stopped by a bouncer at the club door. She smiles at the bouncer, who detained her for bringing the acid (which he claims is a serious crime) and took her to see the Promoter, who was still crying his eyes out in the green room. The bouncer told the promoter that Little Miss Acid brought the acid. Little Miss Acid laughed, but this caused the promotor to cry even more.

Little Miss Acid wondered if the promoter would ever have good taste in music, and the Promoter said he would, but he couldn’t because of Clubland’s rule that underground music and acid were not allowed. Little Miss Acid thought for a moment and decided to leave Clubland and go to where the party was more ‘avinit! 4 REEEEAAAAL, Choo go giiiirl!

You can catch more of Little Miss Acid anywhere but Clubland.

Anyway, tune in to Acid Scum for more fantastical nonsense and wicked beatz

Then keep it locked for We Speak Techno (9-11pm)…expect Techno, Acid and Heavy Heavy Beats!!!

We’ll be chatting on the Facebook Safehouse Radio Group page for bants and beats and giffs till you drop!!!

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